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Thank you all for visiting my website! (Look familiar?:) My name is Guy, I'm really nice, and I'm asking for your help! Bottom line
is I want to retire at the age of 50. I am 42 years of age right now and that
will give me 8 more years to save money. I am doing pretty well, I put twenty
percent of my pay away and its starting to build up but nowhere close to where I
would like to see it.
HERE'S THE DEAL...
Over the last few years I've
come to realize that all those younger years of partying and having a good time
have really caught up to me and all those times I spent money on beer and
pizza, I should have been saving for my later years.
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
You see, I'm done with my frivolous ways. I've stopped partying. I've done my part, now I need you to do yours. I believe that this world is a good place, and if someone needs help, then they should ask for it.
SO I'M ASKING...
Please help me retire early. I am nice. I am cheery. I am the guy at the office that
tells the great stories that make you pee your pants!!!. I didn't hurt anyone by
partying too much .I was actually HELPING OUT THE ECONOMY..... A LOT!!!!!. Give me $1, give me $5 - Hell, give me $20 if you feel like it! I promise that
everything you give me will go towards my retirement. If I feel at any point I
have enough to retire before 50 I will and hand the site off to the next good
cause.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU, YOU ASK?
It's normal that one should ask this question. I'll be honest... nothing is
really in it for you. Well I shouldn't say nothing....I don't want to retire to
just sit around, I want to entertain you by recording my retirement adventures
and sharing it with the people that
helped me retire.
In addition to that all of the music that is recorded at my
studio will be posted for free. That's right, in addition to making me rich you
could make me famous also.
And if none of that
interests you then..... I do believe in Karma. If you help me, then someday someone might help you when you need it. SO HELP ME, and maybe someday, I'll be able to help you.
AND TO THE IRS...
Yes I'll report everything I make as income. I'm honest - sometimes too honest, but I believe in honesty!
XOXO,
Guy
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